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the past shall haunt her till the rest of her days till it divulges her so that there is nothing left of her. follow my insta @ nanayetbanana

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom


armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone


unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either


officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her


didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again


princesswine:

when someone pisses you off

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